Thursday, December 18, 2008
Masterchef Australia
Curse you Masterchef Australia.
I've watched many Masterchef UK programs and always thought that if it ever came here, that I'd love to have a crack.
Well, you came.
Now I'm sulking.
We could have such fun together, you and I.
But you wanted commitment.
I just wanted to fly on the breeze, free and easy. But no, you want me to be yours for four whole months. Me, I want to flit in and out.
We could have been so good together.
Sigh, I can't do it, give you four whole months of my life, give up my family, my work. I want you to know that I cried when I read that in your terms and conditions when I was so ready to embrace you.
For anyone who has a spare four months, you can apply to Masterchef here. Good luck.
I've watched many Masterchef UK programs and always thought that if it ever came here, that I'd love to have a crack.
Well, you came.
Now I'm sulking.
We could have such fun together, you and I.
But you wanted commitment.
I just wanted to fly on the breeze, free and easy. But no, you want me to be yours for four whole months. Me, I want to flit in and out.
We could have been so good together.
Sigh, I can't do it, give you four whole months of my life, give up my family, my work. I want you to know that I cried when I read that in your terms and conditions when I was so ready to embrace you.
For anyone who has a spare four months, you can apply to Masterchef here. Good luck.
5 Comments:
They really shouldn't mess up the formula but I have horrible visions of them trying to make it more like Big Brother.
I liked the old Masterchef in Britain. It was daggy. It had an odd host (Lloyd Grossman) and then the awfully precious Gary Rhodes... but it was still lovely, daggy, all-about-the-food tv.
It's a long commitment isn't it Neil. Doesn't work for me either, unfortunately:( Would have been great to see you on the box though!
I would have loved seeing you. Now I'm going to go cry.
Having just come from my own audition with Master Chef Australia - it definitely feels like it's going to aka Big Brother - you need to be young and good looking - nothing about the food!
Real shame.
not about food at all !!! new name master bullshitters,wont be watching it,reality tv has gone mad so if u r expecting anything like the clean uk version it wont be, bet u it will be like bigbrother,where these cooks will have to share a house and live and cook together for 3-4 months. and get kicked off. no skill required .just large boobs,pretty face, being gay,being weird and freaky and feral.....
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