Picture by Michael Blamey


There is a terrible secret about someone who has been a resident of St Kilda for ninety-five years. You can see his face just to the left, waiting for his meal to come walking by. He is St Kilda's dark secret. You see, Mr Moon is not only the hungriest person in town, he is also a cannibal. Every week he devours thousands of men, women and children, alive.

Yes, that's right, children too! Shocking!


Picture by Michael Blamey

Here is a shot of a local resident being eaten alive! His hunger for humans knows no bounds.

Photo courtesy Tourism Victoria

Here is Mr Moon on a feast day, gorging himself sick. Is there no end to his gluttony? Well fortunately, Mr Moon in common with most St Kilda residents prides himself on his looks. Even though he will gobble up every last person he sees, Mr Moon suffers bulimia. Every person eaten is usually disgorged by the end of the day, none the worse for it.

Unless they had lunch before going on the Spider.

Labels: Luna Park, Mr Moon