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I'm a Melbourne boy, hailing from St Kilda with one ex, one current wife and four kids. Love the outdoors and making new discoveries. I cook a lot at home (cheers from wife) and do some preserving, mostly jams, pickles and fruit liqueurs. This is the diary of a cooking journey.

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Tuesday, March 06, 2007
The Dark Side
Picture by Michael Blamey

There is a terrible secret about someone who has been a resident of St Kilda for ninety-five years. You can see his face just to the left, waiting for his meal to come walking by. He is St Kilda's dark secret. You see, Mr Moon is not only the hungriest person in town, he is also a cannibal. Every week he devours thousands of men, women and children, alive.

Yes, that's right, children too! Shocking!

Picture by Michael Blamey

Here is a shot of a local resident being eaten alive! His hunger for humans knows no bounds.

Photo courtesy Tourism Victoria

Here is Mr Moon on a feast day, gorging himself sick. Is there no end to his gluttony? Well fortunately, Mr Moon in common with most St Kilda residents prides himself on his looks. Even though he will gobble up every last person he sees, Mr Moon suffers bulimia. Every person eaten is usually disgorged by the end of the day, none the worse for it.

Unless they had lunch before going on the Spider.

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At 10:18 am, Blogger MyKitchenInHalfCups said...

Good golly miss molly!! What a cool mr moon! Sweet that he has bulimia!

At 10:53 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I rode the Big Dipper (or was it the Scenic Railway?) 15 times in a row in 1972.

At 11:50 am, Blogger neil said...

Hi tanna, yes, it's a happy ending for everyone.

Hi kitchen hand, when I took my kids to Seaworld, we rode the pirate ship and corkscrew rollercoaster about that many times. You don't feel quite so sick at the end as you do at the start.

At 12:15 pm, Blogger Cindy said...

I am decidedly greener 'round the gills just for having read the last two comments.

At 3:12 pm, Blogger christine said...

Haha I love this post. The photos are great! What a glutton you are, Mr. Moon! :)

At 9:53 am, Blogger Squishy said...

Very funny Neil. Tickled my funny bone you did.

At 2:27 pm, Blogger neil said...

Hi cindy, I don't blame you.

Hi christine, yep, he's been gobbling them down for ages.

Hi squishy, glad you liked it, tickling is free.


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