Thursday, June 29, 2006
Takeout
A father and his 12 year old son went hunting together for the first time.
The father said
"Stay here and be very QUIET, I'll be across the field."
A little while later, the father heard a bloodcurdling scream and ran back to his son.
"What's wrong?" the father asked. "I told you to be quiet."
The boy answered,
"Dad, I was quiet when the snake slithered across my feet.
I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck.
I didn't move a muscle when the skunk climbed over my shoulder.
I closed my eyes and held my breath when the wasp stung me.
I didn't cough when I swallowed the gnat.
I didn't cuss or scratch when the poison oak started itching.
But I panicked when the two squirrels crawled up my pant legs and one of them said", 'Should we eat here or take them with us?'
The father said
"Stay here and be very QUIET, I'll be across the field."
A little while later, the father heard a bloodcurdling scream and ran back to his son.
"What's wrong?" the father asked. "I told you to be quiet."
The boy answered,
"Dad, I was quiet when the snake slithered across my feet.
I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck.
I didn't move a muscle when the skunk climbed over my shoulder.
I closed my eyes and held my breath when the wasp stung me.
I didn't cough when I swallowed the gnat.
I didn't cuss or scratch when the poison oak started itching.
But I panicked when the two squirrels crawled up my pant legs and one of them said", 'Should we eat here or take them with us?'
2 Comments:
HA! Poor kid. Another reason why hunting is such a dangerous sport. Particularly to hunters.
I have an add-on ~ "...I didn't blink when Vice President Dick Cheney shot me in the face with a pellet gun..." :)
Hi gigi, that poor boy has really suffered now!
Hi pentacular, ahhhhhh, nuts to you.
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