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I'm a Melbourne boy, hailing from St Kilda with one ex, one current wife and four kids. Love the outdoors and making new discoveries. I cook a lot at home (cheers from wife) and do some preserving, mostly jams, pickles and fruit liqueurs. This is the diary of a cooking journey.

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Thursday, June 11, 2009
Gordon Ramsey's Real Mum's Existence Revealed
In today's Herald Sun, Gordon Ramsey claims the real reason he apologised about insulting and demeaning remarks he made towards Channel 9's Tracy Grimshaw, was that he received a 'bollocking' from his mum on the phone.

His alleged mother denies making any such call to her son, leading to the conclusion, that in fact, Ramsey has another mother, hidden away somewhere.

There are whispers that her mouth and temper are much worse than her famous celebrity son's, which could go a long way to explaining why her existence has never before been revealed; there simply isn't enough oxygen to fuel the both of them at the same time, without either one passing out.

In another stunning revelation, Miss Piggy has alleged that Gordon is the father of her new born off-spring and a photo has been circulating of the apparent love child.

Readers are invited to make up their own mind.

Miss Piggy, however, was completely distraught as the latest scandal unfolded.

"Why can't Tracy Grimshaw just butt out, I was there long before her. The way he picked me up was just amazing, he called me an ugly old pig and I just melted. I can't believe he wasted those words on that woman, he gets all the pork he needs from me."
  posted at 6:34 pm

At 7:48 pm, Blogger Anh said...

Neil, your post made me laugh, for once at this whole media mess. I was so fed up with the whole Gordon Ramsay and ACA mess. GR should not open his mouth again though!

At 8:06 pm, Blogger MyKitchenInHalfCups said...

Good golly Miss Molly where ever did you come up with that photo!?!? Incredible and I mean really incredible!

Without tv here all we get in the house is internet so I'm sure I'm missing out on all the GR fun.

At 9:29 pm, Anonymous Lydia (The Perfect Pantry) said...

My first laugh-out-loud of the day!

At 11:31 am, Blogger Kalyn Denny said...

You are funny, you're really, really funny! Love the photo.

At 12:21 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL! Very funny.

Paz ;-)

At 2:58 pm, Anonymous Rilsta said...

OMG what a funny photo!! I'm sure Gordon would love that!

At 1:25 pm, Blogger Gigi said...

That may well be the most horrible thing I have ever seen... :O)))

At 3:48 am, Anonymous wine blog said...

looks like George Bush.


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